I hate dogs, actually to be more accurate I hate dog owners those antisocial types that walk with a dog on a long lead, let the cur poo and pee wherever it wants, including my driveway, they don’t clear up the mess, they take their mutts into shops where fresh food is being served or wait outside with the dog lead stretching across the doorway. These people post videos on facebook etc of them or their children teasing their dogs, even the short tempered breeds or film of their dog licking their child’s face, well I suppose if the dog’s just finished licking its own butthole it needs to wipe it’s tongue on something to get rid of the taste. The list of these people’s  rude and disgusting behaviour is long…very long and I am made out to be a rude and grumpy curmudgeon because I don’t find these dog’s antics to be amusing or acceptable.

I believe that there should be a return of the dog license of maybe £10 a year, that you can only own one dog and before you purchase a dog you must go on a training course to prove you know how to look after a creature, that after you’ve got the dog you and it must attend obedience classes, long and extending leads should be banned and all dogs especially in built up areas should be walked to heel and not allowed in any shop. Dogs that foul in the street, or anywhere should be immediately put down, I would be willing to do the deed if the council will give me a heavy shovel to hit the dog with, the owner should be made to hold the dog on a lead whilst it is euthanised and made to pay for the disposal of it’s body.  The dead dog’s owner should be banned for life from ever owning another dog or in fact any sort of animal as it is obvious that that person is not fit to take care of an animal.

Why should I have to put up with walking through your dog’s crap and trip over the mutt just because you are to bone idle to take care of your pooch and clean up after it.

Think about it.